Jane honey,
I am so honored that you would dedicate so much of your limited visit outside the hospital to write one endless paragraph after another about what I think. I find it interesting that you found the one place I mentioned your name in my post to Josiqah and twisted what I said to make it all about you. It is I and at least 30,000 other of Josiah's fans that pity you. Many people, who shall remain nameless, are actually afraid of you. I've been cast as a lecherous old frau, but you my dear are seen as an utter psycopath, who's name has been handed over to the FBI not only by me. Bash me all you'd like darling, for I am writing it all down and I'm currently working with an agent to put all this drama into publication. I am going to get rich b/c of you, Josiah and VFTW.
Thanks...........Judy

Dear Judy
like anyone is going to buy this crap :D
Thanks for the belly laugh, you tool!
Off you go, go polish all your cars, quickly now!